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BUCKNUT Legend
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Why do we not have them anymore? I like wishing friends a happy birthday. Today the Cofish turns a year older. Thanks to Facebook I knew this. I think he is almost legal (if not already) for all you Cougars out there ;) Happy Birthday Fish!
JayPet Legend
# 16 10/31/2013 7:19:20 AM
Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night. Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion. It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty!
LyinLewis Legend
# 17 10/31/2013 11:48:35 AM
Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night. Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion. It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty! WOWWW! 11MM that is insane! Did they blast it? Makes my 6-7mm stone seem like a pin head
JayPet Legend
# 18 10/31/2013 1:06:28 PM
Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night. Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion. It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty! WOWWW! 11MM that is insane! Did they blast it? Makes my 6-7mm stone seem like a pin head They used the sound wave machine and sent the pulses into it to break it up. I was under for that, so I didn't feel a thing. It wouldn't pass because it was so big, but I did pass 2 6 mm kidney stones I the past and they hurt like hell.
BUCKNUT Legend
# 19 10/31/2013 2:55:34 PM
Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night. Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion. It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty! WOWWW! 11MM that is insane! Did they blast it? Makes my 6-7mm stone seem like a pin head They used the sound wave machine and sent the pulses into it to break it up. I was under for that, so I didn't feel a thing. It wouldn't pass because it was so big, but I did pass 2 6 mm kidney stones I the past and they hurt like hell. I've heard a good self pleasure episode helps pass kidney stones, the only thing is you have to beware of any other living things around and point it away from yourself cause it's like a BB coming out of a high powered BB gun! I would hate to have to explain to the kids how Fido was killed.
cogolfer1 LowIndex
# 20 10/31/2013 4:35:57 PM
Thank you guys for the birthday wishes! I greatly appreciate it! And yes, I am legal now! Yippee! Regarding the original topic, I'd like to see birthday notifications come back. I'm all for doing the slightest thing to make someone's birthday a little brighter. And nice to see my birthday is the only one that's noticed. As it should be. ;-) (jk)
cogolfer1 LowIndex
# 21 10/31/2013 4:37:22 PM
The world we live in now boys. Big shout out to my man COG! 18 used to be the legal drinking back in the day (when a phone had a rotary dial and I was listening to 8 track tapes). Goals for this year: -Pick a school to attend -Get a girlfriend (preferably one who is morally challenged) -Get good grades -Have Fun! *The key to having fun is picking the right morally challenged girl. Just saying... I died laughing when I saw this the other day. I'm working on a girl right now who's pretty bubbly, loves hockey ( :D ), has some morals, but is still wild enough to have a tattoo and possibly have some kind of STD.
Mongo68 Legend
# 22 10/31/2013 4:45:53 PM
and possibly have some kind of STD. Nice...the gift that keeps on giving.
BUCKNUT Legend
# 23 11/1/2013 5:36:15 AM
and possibly have some kind of STD. Nice...the gift that keeps on giving. LMFAO, You beat me to it.

Legend

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Why do we not have them anymore? I like wishing friends a happy birthday. Today the Cofish turns a year older. Thanks to Facebook I knew this. I think he is almost legal (if not already) for all you Cougars out there ;) Happy Birthday Fish!

JayPet

Legend

# 16 10/31/2013 7:19:20 AM

Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night.

Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion.

It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty!

LyinLewis

Legend

# 17 10/31/2013 11:48:35 AM

Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night.

Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion.

It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty!

WOWWW! 11MM that is insane! Did they blast it? Makes my 6-7mm stone seem like a pin head

JayPet

Legend

# 18 10/31/2013 1:06:28 PM

Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night.

Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion.

It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty!

WOWWW! 11MM that is insane! Did they blast it? Makes my 6-7mm stone seem like a pin head

They used the sound wave machine and sent the pulses into it to break it up. I was under for that, so I didn't feel a thing. It wouldn't pass because it was so big, but I did pass 2 6 mm kidney stones I the past and they hurt like hell.

BUCKNUT

Legend

# 19 10/31/2013 2:55:34 PM

Yes...Happy 40th and what do I get to remind me of my age...kidney stones! This is the first birthday I am treating myself to...if my pain dies down today I am going to buy a new suit and a very nice watch. After last night I figure I deserve something for the 5 hours of pain I went through. Wow...I haven't cried from pain in my adult life but I was pretty damn close last night.

Worst pain in the world, but a great reminder that you are becoming an old gezer! Got my first one at 38 and my 2nd at 40 and coasted a few years and thought I was home free. Played in 110+ heat index with Don and the boys up in Philly this summer and then jumped on a plane. The next day I woke up in major pain and was in the hospital the next day for a 2-day stay with an 11 mm stone that lodged in the right kidney. Now that you are in FL, hydrate yourself... a lot! Dehydration caused my stone to move and Joe Olchowy had to leave the course that day from heat exhaustion.

It's no joke! And no fun. Hope you are on the road to recovery. Happy B Day... 40 and looking sporty!

WOWWW! 11MM that is insane! Did they blast it? Makes my 6-7mm stone seem like a pin head

They used the sound wave machine and sent the pulses into it to break it up. I was under for that, so I didn't feel a thing. It wouldn't pass because it was so big, but I did pass 2 6 mm kidney stones I the past and they hurt like hell.

I've heard a good self pleasure episode helps pass kidney stones, the only thing is you have to beware of any other living things around and point it away from yourself cause it's like a BB coming out of a high powered BB gun! I would hate to have to explain to the kids how Fido was killed.

cogolfer1

LowIndex

# 20 10/31/2013 4:35:57 PM

Thank you guys for the birthday wishes! I greatly appreciate it! And yes, I am legal now! Yippee!

Regarding the original topic, I'd like to see birthday notifications come back. I'm all for doing the slightest thing to make someone's birthday a little brighter.

And nice to see my birthday is the only one that's noticed. As it should be. ;-) (jk)

cogolfer1

LowIndex

# 21 10/31/2013 4:37:22 PM

The world we live in now boys. Big shout out to my man COG! 18 used to be the legal drinking back in the day (when a phone had a rotary dial and I was listening to 8 track tapes).

Goals for this year:

-Pick a school to attend
-Get a girlfriend (preferably one who is morally challenged)
-Get good grades
-Have Fun!

*The key to having fun is picking the right morally challenged girl. Just saying...

I died laughing when I saw this the other day. I'm working on a girl right now who's pretty bubbly, loves hockey ( :D ), has some morals, but is still wild enough to have a tattoo and possibly have some kind of STD.