You know you're a golf addict when...

DoubleBogeyDave Professional Champion
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... you're standing at a men's room urinal and realize how closed your stance is. Ok, your turn.
ScottSorrell Professional Champion
# 1 5/27/2015 1:53:32 AM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.
njgolfer Legend
# 2 5/27/2015 4:42:22 AM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was. Stupid is as stupid does.
JayPet Legend
# 3 5/27/2015 5:18:26 AM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was. So did you make the putt??? No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong.
ScottSorrell Professional Champion
# 4 5/27/2015 10:17:57 PM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was. So did you make the putt??? No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong. LMAO. I showed her your reply and she says you are as bad as I am.
JayPet Legend
# 5 5/28/2015 6:07:20 AM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was. So did you make the putt??? No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong. LMAO. I showed her your reply and she says you are as bad as I am. I just wanted to see a picture of the putt. Really, I'm not a golf addict! I'm not, really!
Dandy Professional Champion
# 6 5/30/2015 9:35:02 AM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was. So did you make the putt??? No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong. +1 to this. Your wive is a very beautiful woman. But if she's gonna throw a shadow or even worse, literally dance on your line, you need to seriously consider another life partner. Inexcusable! My first wife made that mistake. Once...
RandyShively Professional Champion
# 7 5/30/2015 10:14:39 AM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was. 'Didn't happen, but you know you"re a golf addict if you're playing a round of golf with Scott and you ask his wife to stop sexy dance so you can putt.
JayPet Legend
# 8 5/30/2015 10:29:38 AM
A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was. So did you make the putt??? No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong. +1 to this. Your wive is a very beautiful woman. But if she's gonna throw a shadow or even worse, literally dance on your line, you need to seriously consider another life partner. Inexcusable! My first wife made that mistake. Once... LOL... Extra points for sticking to the topic AND throwing out the gratuitous Johnny Dangerously line. Remember... Crime doesn't pay (Well, it paid a little)
Mark Simmons Legend
# 9 5/30/2015 6:00:42 PM
Nobody wants to see Scott's wife "doing a sexy dance while holding the flag"?
ScottSorrell Professional Champion
# 10 5/30/2015 9:31:51 PM
Nobody wants to see Scott's wife "doing a sexy dance while holding the flag"? If it were for bogey I probably wouldn't have cared!
Kevin Mosby Professional
# 11 6/2/2015 11:24:52 PM
You know you're a golf addict when you are "spending time(sexual) " with your wife and you are thinking about that first tee shot in the morning.
HOGAN418 Professional Champion
# 12 6/3/2015 10:32:53 AM
You lost me at "wife" and "golf" in the same sentence. They just don't mix.

DoubleBogeyDave

Professional Champion

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... you're standing at a men's room urinal and realize how closed your stance is.

Ok, your turn.

ScottSorrell

Professional Champion

# 1 5/27/2015 1:53:32 AM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

njgolfer

Legend

# 2 5/27/2015 4:42:22 AM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

Stupid is as stupid does.

JayPet

Legend

# 3 5/27/2015 5:18:26 AM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

So did you make the putt???

No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong.

ScottSorrell

Professional Champion

# 4 5/27/2015 10:17:57 PM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

So did you make the putt???

No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong.

LMAO. I showed her your reply and she says you are as bad as I am.

JayPet

Legend

# 5 5/28/2015 6:07:20 AM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

So did you make the putt???

No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong.

LMAO. I showed her your reply and she says you are as bad as I am.

I just wanted to see a picture of the putt. Really, I'm not a golf addict! I'm not, really!

Dandy

Professional Champion

# 6 5/30/2015 9:35:02 AM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

So did you make the putt???

No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong.

+1 to this. Your wive is a very beautiful woman. But if she's gonna throw a shadow or even worse, literally dance on your line, you need to seriously consider another life partner. Inexcusable! My first wife made that mistake. Once...

RandyShively

Professional Champion

# 7 5/30/2015 10:14:39 AM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

'Didn't happen, but you know you"re a golf addict if you're playing a round of golf with Scott and you ask his wife to stop sexy dance so you can putt.

JayPet

Legend

# 8 5/30/2015 10:29:38 AM

A while back my wife walked 9 holes with me late in the afternoon. She doesn't play, but was just enjoying the day and having a few beers. We get to 8th green and I had about 20 ft. for birdie and asked to to go and pull the flag for me. She started horsing around and doing a sexy dance while holding the flag. I stepped back off my putt and asked her to please move her shadow off the hole. She just looked at me like I was a total jerk and didn't talk to me until we got back to the car. Sorry honey, I love you but I was really trying to make that putt. If you have ever met my wife you would know how stupid this was.

So did you make the putt???

No offence to your wife, but do you have a picture of the slope of the green?? I hope she didn't step in your line when she danced... That's just wrong.

+1 to this. Your wive is a very beautiful woman. But if she's gonna throw a shadow or even worse, literally dance on your line, you need to seriously consider another life partner. Inexcusable! My first wife made that mistake. Once...

LOL... Extra points for sticking to the topic AND throwing out the gratuitous Johnny Dangerously line. Remember... Crime doesn't pay (Well, it paid a little)