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I'd like to get a huge list of everyone's favorite golf quote.
Presently my favorite is "You can hit a two-inch branch 90 percent of the time, and a two-acre fairway 10 percent of the time." :) |
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| # 1 11/20/2008 2:00:33 PM |
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"That's a gimme"
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| # 2 11/20/2008 2:15:17 PM |
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Gary Player's classic line on being accused of being a lucky golfer: "The harder I practise, the luckier I get"!
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| # 3 11/20/2008 7:46:00 PM |
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Walter Hagen, returning to a Florida hotel room very late (wink, wink) was discovered by Mrs. Hagen--as he undressed for bed--to be without underwear. Hagen's explanation: "I was robbed."
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| # 4 11/20/2008 8:50:39 PM |
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golf is a game that cannot be won only played...... Bagger Vance..... :)
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| # 5 11/20/2008 9:59:57 PM |
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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line the passes right through the center of a very large tree.
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| # 6 11/21/2008 4:58:53 PM |
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NNNanananananana
or Thank you very little or When it comes to golf, the first 20 years are the hardest. or Does your husband play? (said when a guy leaves a putt 10 feet short....) |
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| # 7 11/21/2008 5:55:29 PM |
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"If I knew the way he thought I would have won this tournament." - Tom Weiskopf, commentating at the 1986 Masters while Jack Nicklaus lined up his tee shot on the 16th.
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| # 8 11/22/2008 10:41:19 AM |
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"Any game worth playing is worth taking the time to learn to play it correctly." Bobby Jones
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| # 9 11/22/2008 11:27:51 AM |
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Dr. Molly Griswold: "This is, without a doubt, the stupidest, silliest, most idiotic grotesquely masquerading-as-a-game that has ever been invented."
Roy [Tin Cup] McAvoy: "Yes, ma'am, that's why I love it..." |
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| # 10 11/22/2008 6:16:38 PM |
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"It's an easy game this golf"
Tin Cup, and me whenever I make a good shot. |
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| # 11 11/24/2008 3:19:20 PM |
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I know why you left that putt short..... your skirt blew up and blocked your vision just at the wrong time. HAHA!! That is a good one! |
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| # 12 11/25/2008 9:52:41 AM |
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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ~Arnold Palmer
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| # 13 11/25/2008 2:48:07 PM |
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It was on Tiger's putt at TPC Sawgrass, "Better than most"
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