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Has to be one of the funniest rants ever heard in a movie!
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" We must watch this movie at least 10 times during the season!! |
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| # 1 12/10/2012 1:38:03 PM |
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Christmas Vacation...classic.
Its not a Christmas movie, but this quote is stuck in my head. "We don't have a cow. We have a bull." |
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| # 2 12/10/2012 2:27:15 PM |
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What movie?????
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| # 3 12/10/2012 3:05:22 PM |
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What movie????? If you are referring to the original post its Christmas Vacation. If you are referring to mine its Kingpin. A scene where Woody Harrelson is posing as amish. In an effort to prove he is a hard worker he gets up early in the morning before church to milk the cow. He turns the corner and has a milk mustache, and says something to the effect..."Got up early this morning to milk the cow. Took the cow a bit to get warmed up but then the milk flowed. He takes another drink from the bucket. The Amish brother replies, "We don't have a cow. We have a bull." The look on Harrelson's face is priceless. |
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| # 4 12/10/2012 4:59:24 PM |
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The price is wrong, bitch.
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| # 5 12/10/2012 9:14:23 PM |
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What movie????? If you are referring to the original post its Christmas Vacation. If you are referring to mine its Kingpin. A scene where Woody Harrelson is posing as amish. In an effort to prove he is a hard worker he gets up early in the morning before church to milk the cow. He turns the corner and has a milk mustache, and says something to the effect..."Got up early this morning to milk the cow. Took the cow a bit to get warmed up but then the milk flowed. He takes another drink from the bucket. The Amish brother replies, "We don't have a cow. We have a bull." The look on Harrelson's face is priceless. Love Christmas Vacation but gotta go with the sled scene. Randy Quaid is just classic with his hesitation going down the hill with a "piece of government plastic". I had to get rid of the metal "because every time Catherine ran the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for half an hour". Who comes up with this stuff?? Classic. |
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| # 6 12/10/2012 10:16:52 PM |
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Oh…I get it.
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| # 7 12/11/2012 8:21:43 AM |
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Don't think I have seen this movie. Most of the time if the Christmas is in there I don't watch it.
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| # 8 12/11/2012 12:15:03 PM |
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Don't think I have seen this movie. Most of the time if the Christmas is in there I don't watch it. you have to watch this one!! |
