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| Handicap#: | 2835767 |
| Member Since: | 2/14/2009 2:58:20 PM |
| Availability: | / |
| Willing to Pay: | |
| Ride or Walk: | Either |
| Etiquette: | No |
| Gamble: | Yes |
| Personality: | Passive |
| I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I manage time efficiently, Children trust me. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god like trombone playing. I like to cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Mexico. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am an abstract artis, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. On days off I fix electrical appliances free of charge. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. | |
