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You might be a golf redneck if you have a tailgate party in your driveway for the weekend tour event. Be sure to bring one of you favorite beverages highlighted in GreenJackets post!
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| # 1 2/19/2011 11:28:27 AM |
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Your golf cart has 4-wheel drive and there is a rifle hung behind the seat!!
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| # 2 2/19/2011 11:41:27 AM |
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If you live south of the mason/dixon line. Just kidding southerners, although I am a blue bellied yankee.
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| # 3 2/19/2011 11:57:11 AM |
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....If you have more cinder blocks under your cars than your house.
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| # 4 2/19/2011 12:42:37 PM |
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you buy your clubs at Wal-mart then ask where the fitting room is
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| # 5 2/19/2011 12:59:57 PM |
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....If you think a 62 degree sand wedge is a room temperature peanut butter jelly................
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| # 6 2/19/2011 2:10:41 PM |
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if your sister/caddy/wife has less teeth than the holes on a 9 hole golf course. Damn I'm a redneck.
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| # 7 2/19/2011 2:20:32 PM |
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if your sister/caddy/wife has less teeth than the holes on a 9 hole golf course. Damn I'm a redneck. Hope that's not a self profile. Lol...I was thinking maybe a Georgia golfer flying an OSU flag on their cart. :) |
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| # 8 2/19/2011 2:50:28 PM |
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if your sister/caddy/wife has less teeth than the holes on a 9 hole golf course. Damn I'm a redneck. Hope that's not a self profile. Lol...I was thinking maybe a Georgia golfer flying an OSU flag on their cart. :) lol, with a #3 flag |
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| # 9 2/19/2011 3:09:29 PM |
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if your sister/caddy/wife has less teeth than the holes on a 9 hole golf course. Damn I'm a redneck. LMAO! |
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| # 10 2/19/2011 5:32:19 PM |
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Your golf towel is a red bandanna.
Your golf cart comes complete with a gun rack. Your 'equipment' includes a post hole digger in case you don't like the location of the hole. You can't decide whether a 6-pack means beer or 2-sleeves of balls. |
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| # 11 2/19/2011 5:40:33 PM |
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Your golf towel is a red bandanna. Your golf cart comes complete with a gun rack. Your 'equipment' includes a post hole digger in case you don't like the location of the hole. You can't decide whether a 6-pack means beer or 2-sleeves of balls. LMAO! (especially the last two!) |
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| # 12 2/19/2011 5:51:17 PM |
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You think that cut-offs, flip-flop, and a wife-beater is proper golf attire.
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| # 13 2/19/2011 6:40:56 PM |
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...you pay for the round using an old Maxwell House can full of change.
...you order possum at the turn. ...your golf hat has fur on it. ...you quench your thirst with a flask filled with moonshine. ...your custom golf cart has Yosemite Sam mud flaps and a General Lee horn. ...you use a hunting knife to clean your grooves. ...you clean mud off your golf ball using your shirt. ...you wear a 3 pound Skoal belt buckle while playing. ...you hit a ball into a water hazard, then jump into the hazard looking for your ball. |
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| # 14 2/19/2011 6:50:57 PM |
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...you use a hunting knife to clean your grooves.
...you clean mud off your golf ball using your shirt. There's nothing wrong with these two. |
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| # 15 2/19/2011 7:31:21 PM |
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You putt with your shotgun
Your ball marker is a beer bottle top You look like that guy on the photo page in his mom's basement |
