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You might be a golf redneck if you have a tailgate party in your driveway for the weekend tour event. Be sure to bring one of you favorite beverages highlighted in GreenJackets post!
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| # 16 2/19/2011 9:15:14 PM |
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Your ball marker is a beer bottle top This is definitely a redneck indicator. I'm thinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Colt 45 malt liquor bottle top. |
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| # 17 2/20/2011 2:38:55 AM |
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....If you think a 62 degree sand wedge is a room temperature peanut butter jelly................ Good One!!! |
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| # 18 2/20/2011 8:40:01 AM |
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-if you bring a radio and play country music during your round
-if you bring 40's of budweiser and use pipe insulation as coozy I have witnessed both of these. |
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| # 19 2/20/2011 8:48:41 AM |
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-if you bring a radio and play country music during your round -if you bring 40's of budweiser and use pipe insulation as coozy I have witnessed both of these. if you have an adjustable wrench in your bag to increase the throttle of your cart. I forgot this one, I am guilty of this one -if you have an ajustable wrench in your bag so you can turn the governor |
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| # 20 2/21/2011 5:16:05 PM |
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If your ball retriever doubles as a marshmallow holder on bon fire night.
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| # 21 2/21/2011 6:35:54 PM |
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Refers to Tiger Woods as "That Colored Boy"
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| # 22 2/22/2011 10:36:42 AM |
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What if you have carried a collapsable fishing pole in your bag before so you can hit some of the ponds up while waiting? I've done this before also.
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| # 23 2/23/2011 12:24:19 PM |
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I'm a redneck in many ways after reading this.
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| # 24 2/23/2011 4:03:04 PM |
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going to the golf course is described as a "one six pack" drive.
you consume more beer on the golf course than there is in all the water hazards. you drink the water hazards when there is no more beer. |
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| # 25 2/23/2011 5:55:43 PM |
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going to the golf course is described as a "one six pack" drive. That's funny. I was working in Texarkana a number of years ago and asked a guy I was working with how far it was to Dallas. His response...about a six pack for me! |
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| # 26 2/23/2011 5:57:46 PM |
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I'm a redneck in many ways after reading this. Redneck has less to do with where you are from than how you think...IMHO. |
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| # 27 2/23/2011 6:03:41 PM |
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going to the golf course is described as a "one six pack" drive. That's funny. I was working in Texarkana a number of years ago and asked a guy I was working with how far it was to Dallas. His response...about a six pack for me! Used to be very common here in Texas. It is, after all, a two six pack drive from Dallas to Luckenbach. :) LOL. |
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| # 28 2/26/2011 8:37:29 AM |
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Your golf shoes are Red Wing work boots. Now that's my oldest son! |
