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I came across this golf quote while surfing the interweb the other day:
“Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose”.- Woodrow Wilson I found that one amusing, and thought I would ask, what are some of YOUR favorite quotes about our great game? SL BTW- I said "interweb" on purpose, so don't bust my chops over that.... :) |
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| # 1 4/17/2013 1:49:33 PM |
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"I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein."
John Daly |
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| # 2 4/17/2013 2:44:23 PM |
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Here's another-
"The only places that my prayers don't get answered is on the golf course". Billy Graham SL |
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| # 3 4/17/2013 3:19:51 PM |
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"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."
Jack Lemmon |
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| # 4 4/17/2013 4:54:46 PM |
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"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer... huge ass." ~ Happy Gilmore
"You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!" ~ Also Happy Gilmore |
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| # 5 4/17/2013 7:35:56 PM |
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Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears. ~Bobby Jones
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| # 6 4/17/2013 8:07:05 PM |
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"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!"
I think they are talking about AG! caddyshack quote |
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| # 7 4/17/2013 9:06:31 PM |
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"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!" I think they are talking about AG! caddyshack quote You have seen me play so you should know they are not talking about me.lol!! |
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| # 8 4/17/2013 9:12:11 PM |
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"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!" I think they are talking about AG! caddyshack quote You have seen me play so you should know they are not talking about me.lol!! Not yet! The more time you spend with a club instead of a tool or cell phone the more improvement you'll see. |
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| # 9 4/18/2013 6:55:27 AM |
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"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five."
John Updike |
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| # 10 4/18/2013 6:57:32 AM |
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"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."
Lee Trevino |
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| # 11 4/18/2013 7:37:27 AM |
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"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." Lee Trevino I love this quote Racer... so true. I'll go with Chi Chi... "Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off." Favorite golf movie quote... " I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them" |
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| # 12 4/18/2013 9:30:03 AM |
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Now this quote especially applied to me.
"If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course". Larry Nelson Oh how true that is. |
