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Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first. While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?" The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!" |
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| # 1 2/9/2012 4:31:54 AM |
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Funny!
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| # 2 2/9/2012 7:47:29 AM |
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Yes, good.
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| # 3 2/9/2012 9:08:52 AM |
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I think the farmer is more Redneck then the hunters.
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| # 4 2/9/2012 9:40:55 AM |
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that is funny
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| # 5 2/9/2012 1:25:40 PM |
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Classic
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| # 6 2/9/2012 3:34:00 PM |
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A young man from the South found himself living in the North woods when
his Father got a new job in Maine. They moved from the comfortable warmth of the gulf coast to the bitter cold of January in the far north. The young lad suffered terribly from culture shock. Unhappy and despondent he saw on a nearby lake some local residents out ice fishing. He had loved to fish at home and thought doing something almost familier would help him feel better. The next day, equipped with bait and tackle from the local hardware he set out upon the lake. He caught nothing for hours while all around him locals pulled out fish after fish. Knowing he was missing some crucial technique he asked an old timer nearby to tell him what he was doing wrong. "Yah gomfa eap urr ormss orm" he said. "I can't understand what your saying" he replied. The old timer repeated, "Yah gomfa eap urr ormss orm!!" The confused lad looked around for help. Another local nearby caught his eye and spit a wriggling wad into his hand. "He said, Yah gut ta keep yur worms warm!" |
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| # 7 2/9/2012 7:38:14 PM |
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LMAO..NOW THAT'S FUNNY..NO SLOW PLAY THERE!
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