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72Wannabe
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We have an old school ground near my office. I go there yesterday at lunch to just hit some balls on the old baseball field. I drive up to the fence along the first base line and park. I jump out and pick up the pitching wedge. I go to the inside of the fence line and hit about 10 balls out into the field. I shag the balls which are all within about a dozen feet of each other which I'm pretty happy about. I decide to hit the balls BACK to the fence line. Yes, that's right - right back at my truck.

First shot....let me just say that a ProV1x is soft enough that it does not break your windshield dropping in off of a pitching wedge!!!!!


That's my STUPID story for the week. Please tell me you've done something this stupid also.
Duckhunter
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# 16    4/1/2010 8:48:59 AM   
One of my friends shot an arrow into the air to see how high it would go and it hit his truck. On the top right over the drivers door so he would see it every time he got in to it. It did not make a hole but was close. I knew it was going to hit the truck as soon as he let the arrow fly.


HIGH_LANDER
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# 17    4/1/2010 9:00:08 AM   

One of my friends shot an arrow into the air to see how high it would go and it hit his truck. On the top right over the drivers door so he would see it every time he got in to it. It did not make a hole but was close. I knew it was going to hit the truck as soon as he let the arrow fly.

a TRUE Friend would have layed his body over the Truck.and taken the ARROW..
Duck,you should have taken one for the TEAM! LOL,just kidding.


PeteG512
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# 18    4/1/2010 9:06:38 AM   


One of my friends shot an arrow into the air to see how high it would go and it hit his truck. On the top right over the drivers door so he would see it every time he got in to it. It did not make a hole but was close. I knew it was going to hit the truck as soon as he let the arrow fly.

a TRUE Friend would have layed his body over the Truck.and taken the ARROW..
Duck,you should have taken one for the TEAM! LOL,just kidding.

Come on Dr. Duck, you should have taken one for the team, your friend would have appreciated that.


HIGH_LANDER
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# 19    4/1/2010 9:10:02 AM   



One of my friends shot an arrow into the air to see how high it would go and it hit his truck. On the top right over the drivers door so he would see it every time he got in to it. It did not make a hole but was close. I knew it was going to hit the truck as soon as he let the arrow fly.

a TRUE Friend would have layed his body over the Truck.and taken the ARROW..
Duck,you should have taken one for the TEAM! LOL,just kidding.

Come on Dr. Duck, you should have taken one for the team, your friend would have appreciated that.

YEAH! i 2nd it! Duck,back at you!


KWehlen
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# 20    4/1/2010 9:40:09 AM   
Holy cow, those stories are hilarious... Can't say that I have done anything really stupid, yet... Soccer ball through a shed window but thats about it....


OtterMan08
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# 21    4/1/2010 10:45:26 AM   
I haven't done anything really stupid with a golf ball... yet! I did shoot myself in the chest once with a .22. We were shooting cans and bottles in the woods and ran out of stuff to shoot at. I found a pile of old bowling balls someone had dumped, took very careful aim from about 100 feet away and squeezed off a round. Hit the silly thing dead center and was surprised to see a grey streak coming my way at an unreasonable rate of speed. Knew right away what it was but did not have time to even flinch. Took the round right square in the chest. Did not break the skin but did leave a very impressive welt. I still have the slug!


Duckhunter
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# 22    4/1/2010 11:06:21 AM   

I haven't done anything really stupid with a golf ball... yet! I did shoot myself in the chest once with a .22. We were shooting cans and bottles in the woods and ran out of stuff to shoot at. I found a pile of old bowling balls someone had dumped, took very careful aim from about 100 feet away and squeezed off a round. Hit the silly thing dead center and was surprised to see a grey streak coming my way at an unreasonable rate of speed. Knew right away what it was but did not have time to even flinch. Took the round right square in the chest. Did not break the skin but did leave a very impressive welt. I still have the slug!


I was not there to take one for the team and would not of done it anyway.

I did shoot a .22 at a bird in a tree one time. I could hear the bullet comming back at me. It hit the water just over my head. I hit the ground thinking some one just took a shot at me. after a minute of sitting in the mud. It came to me the only one that was shooting at me was me.


Spiko
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# 23    4/1/2010 11:09:02 AM   
You guys should not have firearms within your reach, lol


HIGH_LANDER
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# 24    4/1/2010 11:10:56 AM   


I haven't done anything really stupid with a golf ball... yet! I did shoot myself in the chest once with a .22. We were shooting cans and bottles in the woods and ran out of stuff to shoot at. I found a pile of old bowling balls someone had dumped, took very careful aim from about 100 feet away and squeezed off a round. Hit the silly thing dead center and was surprised to see a grey streak coming my way at an unreasonable rate of speed. Knew right away what it was but did not have time to even flinch. Took the round right square in the chest. Did not break the skin but did leave a very impressive welt. I still have the slug!


I was not there to take one for the team and would not of done it anyway.

I did shoot a .22 at a bird in a tree one time. I could hear the bullet comming back at me. It hit the water just over my head. I hit the ground thinking some one just took a shot at me. after a minute of sitting in the mud. It came to me the only one that was shooting at me was me.


dude,im on the floor,LOL..Glad your ok.


KWehlen
Professional Champion
 
# 25    4/1/2010 11:41:19 AM   
Duck and Otter you guys crack me up.....too freakin funny.


PeteG512
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# 26    4/1/2010 12:14:06 PM   



I haven't done anything really stupid with a golf ball... yet! I did shoot myself in the chest once with a .22. We were shooting cans and bottles in the woods and ran out of stuff to shoot at. I found a pile of old bowling balls someone had dumped, took very careful aim from about 100 feet away and squeezed off a round. Hit the silly thing dead center and was surprised to see a grey streak coming my way at an unreasonable rate of speed. Knew right away what it was but did not have time to even flinch. Took the round right square in the chest. Did not break the skin but did leave a very impressive welt. I still have the slug!


I was not there to take one for the team and would not of done it anyway.

I did shoot a .22 at a bird in a tree one time. I could hear the bullet comming back at me. It hit the water just over my head. I hit the ground thinking some one just took a shot at me. after a minute of sitting in the mud. It came to me the only one that was shooting at me was me.


dude,im on the floor,LOL..Glad your ok.



Guys that's too funny to imagine. ROTFL, this break a very tense moment during those last few days of TAX SEASON!!!


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