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On the first day of Christmas golf
My true love gave to me A greenie on a par three .... |
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| # 1 12/22/2015 11:02:03 AM |
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On the second day of Christmas golf
My true love gave to me A twosome at Turtle Creek and A greenie on a par three .... |
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| # 2 12/22/2015 12:10:48 PM |
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On the third day of Christmas golf
My true love gave to me A threesome at Texaco C.C. and A EAGLE on a par five ....  |
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| # 3 12/22/2015 12:58:20 PM |
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I was thinking more like ....
3 French maid cart girls |
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| # 4 12/22/2015 1:01:49 PM |
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Calling 4 a birdie !
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| # 5 12/22/2015 1:02:23 PM |
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5 golden beers ....
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| # 6 12/22/2015 3:07:51 PM |
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On the sixth day of Christmas golf,
My true love gave to me, A chip-in birdie And New Loudmouth pants. |
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| # 7 12/22/2015 3:24:17 PM |
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On the seventh day of Christmas golf,
My true love gave to me, Four round of golf at 1 at Magnolia's Disney 2 at World woods and 1 at Mystic Dunes. |
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| # 8 12/22/2015 6:35:26 PM |
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On the sixth day of Christmas golf, My true love gave to me, A chip-in birdie And New Loudmouth pants. That's funny stuff right there! Just one question? how many different ways can someone arrange the same awful colors on trousers and sell them as 'this year's brand'. ? |
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| # 9 12/23/2015 8:05:29 AM |
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On the 8th day of Christmas my wife gave to me...
2 tickets to the Masters. (I wish that were true) |
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| # 10 12/23/2015 8:21:28 AM |
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On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 shiny new Pro V1's. |
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| # 11 12/23/2015 9:25:18 AM |
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On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 shiny new Pro V1's. I thought that a dozen is the 12th day. What good is 9?? That's only 9 rounds of golf you can play Joe. That's 2 and half weeks for me. |
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| # 12 12/23/2015 10:21:23 AM |
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On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 shiny new Pro V1's. I thought that a dozen is the 12th day. What good is 9?? That's only 9 rounds of golf you can play Joe. That's 2 and half weeks for me. My true love was cheap. |
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| # 13 12/23/2015 12:47:02 PM |
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On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 shiny new Pro V1's. I thought that a dozen is the 12th day. What good is 9?? That's only 9 rounds of golf you can play Joe. That's 2 and half weeks for me. My true love was cheap. Damn! She could've gone to drmulligans.com and gotten 12 for the price of 9! |
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| # 14 12/24/2015 3:54:19 PM |
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
10 new Titleist irons...and beer. Tons and tons of beer.... |
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| # 15 12/24/2015 5:16:33 PM |
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On the 11th day of Christmas I gave to my true love and myself,
A brand new Silverado and a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee. |
