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Scott Harris
Professional Champion
 
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JayPet the blue-shirt golfer
Had a very shiny white belt
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it smelled (like bacon)

All of the other golfers
Used to laugh and poke fun too
They never let him know it
Was jealousy of golf he can do

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say ....

JayPet
Legend
 
# 1    12/9/2015 11:07:40 AM   
Mongo with your forehead so brite
Won't you hit your drive to the right

Then how VinceDaddy waggled
As Highlander shouted on the tee...

"Hey, let's all get a picture"
And I'll post all hundred and three!


(Great song Scott)


JayPet
Legend
 
# 2    12/9/2015 11:10:49 AM   
I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


cogolfer1
LowIndex
 
# 3    12/9/2015 11:28:15 AM   

I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


I'm about to pass math, so shut it! Keep it to relationships.


JayPet
Legend
 
# 4    12/9/2015 11:38:16 AM   


I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


I'm about to pass math, so shut it! Keep it to relationships.


I was actually going to suggest something about the improvement in the MAth skills, but the relationships is probably not a verse about improvement. Doh!


Golfer
Professional Champion
 
# 5    12/9/2015 1:04:02 PM   



I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


I'm about to pass math, so shut it! Keep it to relationships.


I was actually going to suggest something about the improvement in the MAth skills, but the relationships is probably not a verse about improvement. Doh!


Damn it!!!! I just spitted my Coke at the screen. LOL!!!! Too funny.


njgolfer
Legend
 
# 6    12/9/2015 1:37:09 PM   
Jay's gifts to Santa.
Thanks Jay
Santa Knows!


cogolfer1
LowIndex
 
# 7    12/9/2015 10:28:52 PM   




I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


I'm about to pass math, so shut it! Keep it to relationships.


I was actually going to suggest something about the improvement in the MAth skills, but the relationships is probably not a verse about improvement. Doh!


Damn it!!!! I just spitted my Coke at the screen. LOL!!!! Too funny.


I'm not laughing.


Scott Harris
Professional Champion
 
# 8    12/10/2015 7:40:21 PM   

I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


Co - G the math challenged student
Had a very stressful life ....


Scott Harris
Professional Champion
 
# 9    12/10/2015 7:41:17 PM   

I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


You would even say Luis glowed ....


Scott Harris
Professional Champion
 
# 10    12/10/2015 7:46:57 PM   

I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


V-Dad the golf club thrower
Had a very short temper
And all it took was one shank
The woods got sent to meet their maker ....


Scott Harris
Professional Champion
 
# 11    12/13/2015 10:15:19 AM   

I think we need a verse about:

-COG's math skills and relationships
-Luis' brite colors
-Jerry's love of Jordan Spieth
-Vince's broken clubs
-More Bacon


Bacon the best food ever
Had a shiny coat of grease
And if you ever ate it
You would have to say, "More please !" ....