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Eight Iron

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took

his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.

After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something

glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an

eight iron in the hands of a skeleton!

Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"

"What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.

"Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with

an eight iron.

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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.

"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely

a vain attempt to do the same thing."

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The owner of a golf course was confused about

paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his

secretary for some mathematical help. He called

her into his office and said, 'You graduated from

the University of Tennessee and I need some help

If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how

much would you take off?' She replied: "Everything but my ear rings!"


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Fore!

My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him.
"How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered the nephew.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."

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Scratch Golfer
Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and

met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer

asked, "What's your handicap?"

"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.

"Really!" exclaimed the first woman suitably impressed that she was

paired up with her.

"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"