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jschauer Schauer
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A man was standing on the beach looking out into the sunset when all of a sudden a Genie popped up!

"TODAYS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!! you get one wish what will it be!"

The man replied...

" well I've never been to Hawaii, build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can go there!"

The Genie in shock said

" NO WAY! That's impossible! No ones could ever build a bridge that long! Give me different wish!"

So the man went on to say

"My wife has been really on me lately, is there any way you can make her shut up!"

The Genie replies

"how many lanes did you say you want that bridge to be?"




HOGAN418
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# 1    8/16/2013 1:17:17 PM   
HAHahahaha... love it!!!.. and clean...


HIGH_LANDER
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# 2    8/17/2013 4:09:29 PM   
LMAO! and the wife said to the Genie. One Way Lane and Hawaii can keep the Silly B#$