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Favorite Golf Saying or one that is just to Funny!
While on a golf trip last week with 19 other knuckle heads I heard some crazy sayings. Some I had no idea what they said and some new cuss words I'd never heard...! Chitduck..? Someone replied after a good drive down the fairway, that's a Bacon Ball..! Ok, never heard that. anyways, What's yours? wd |
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| # 1 11/13/2011 4:53:04 PM |
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I always like the saying of " they dont ask how, just how many."
It comes in to play with alot of guys I play with. |
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| # 2 11/13/2011 5:27:14 PM |
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The price is wrong, bitch.
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| # 3 11/13/2011 5:42:38 PM |
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( "I hit my woods pretty well today but my shots out of them were really tricky") and (" Your biggest problem is that you are standing too close to the ball after you hit it")
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| # 4 11/13/2011 6:00:06 PM |
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FOUR! It keeps us alive!
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| # 5 11/13/2011 6:00:32 PM |
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It's a scorecard not a postcard.
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| # 6 11/13/2011 6:25:46 PM |
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Okay, this is more like what you had in mind.
"Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?" "Bacon Ball" I always understood as a shot so far in the woods that a dog couldn't find it even if it was wrapped in bacon. Also known as a "Lewis and Clark." "Directile dysfunction"--Need I explain? "You are hemorrhaging balls." "Hit the big ball before the little ball." I have a friend that calls that one on himself about six times a round. This is one you don't want to hear right after striking a putt--"Hit a house" Uttered when having trouble finding a lost ball in the woods, "I'm trying to find the squirrel so I can shake his hand." |
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| # 7 11/13/2011 7:16:16 PM |
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down the pipe for a good drive anf when your partner hits a whimp putt does your husband play too
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| # 8 11/13/2011 7:28:38 PM |
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You don't paint a picture, you write a number.
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| # 9 11/13/2011 7:45:37 PM |
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The price is wrong, bitch. :D |
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| # 10 11/13/2011 7:57:08 PM |
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Don't worry. The bunker stopped it.
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| # 11 11/13/2011 9:34:27 PM |
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"Getcha some of that!"
"Grab grass." "When two people play golf together. Someone likes every shot." |
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| # 12 11/13/2011 10:26:08 PM |
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On the green:
It's still you. |
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| # 13 11/13/2011 11:37:48 PM |
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"Right club ... wrong direction" It'll be my epitaph.
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| # 14 11/14/2011 12:47:41 AM |
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My favorite is when you hit a shot too hard or use too much club and the ball is going way over your intended target:
"Have a wreck!" |
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| # 15 11/14/2011 4:56:19 AM |
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When on the green and someone hits a bad putt:
"USGA Rules, U Suck, Go, Again" Most HATED Golf Saying: "I'll take it". Like you had a choice either way? |
