After reading the story below; share your excuses, lies, or payments to your significant other in order for you to play a round of golf.

There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday
afternoon, but couldn't because of their wives objections, so one day
after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were
waiting at the first tee when one guy said, "I had to buy my wife a
diamond necklace to get to play today!!!"

The second said, "That's nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car to
get out here today!!!"

The third said, "Boy you guys are a couple of wimps; I didn't have to buy
my wife anything!!!" 

They both looked at him and asked how he managed that!

The smartest of the three said, "It was easy, when I got up this morning I
looked her straight in the eye and asked, "Golf course or Intercourse?"

She threw me a sweater and said, "Take this, it might get chilly out