Come on we are not even celebrating a year anniversary and already us amateurs are being discriminated against. We want a locker room too. It is apparent after dropping in and snooping on the Pro's Locker Room, that you are all having way too much fun. If you don't watch it, we are going to kidnap Shingo and hold him for ransom. We might even install a hidden camera in the pros locker room for future reference. Be careful when you open your one of many lockers, we might also fill one up with golf balls, and no there won't be some gorgeous looking gal in a the locker with the golf balls. we might even import snow balls for Sylla's jacuzzi. There you have all been forewarned!! Any other amateurs with me here? Come on now speak up or forever hold your peace!!
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aumurray
11/28/2009 3:32:18 PM Is there going to be a rumage sale? |
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Duckhunter
11/23/2009 12:36:23 PM Every one please stop by and clean out your Locker. |
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Duckhunter
9/22/2009 12:56:04 PM With this being our last event for the season would everyone please clean out their locker, it is starting to smell real bad in here. Not as bad as the pros locker room , however I dont want to eat in here any more. How to see you all next year right back here. |
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Duckhunter
9/3/2009 3:51:27 PM Ok SFGT Amateurs, We need to let those Pros know who is the best on this tour. I'm looking for Amateursto win all 3 spots this event. Come guys we can do is, it's in the bag even if we have to let some sand out. GO TEAM |
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Duckhunter
7/20/2009 10:02:38 AM What a show Tom put on this weekend. Lets all us old guys think we can still do it too. Thanks Tom |
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clgman001
7/12/2009 9:40:25 PM Hmm... Newcastle in the fridge,oooh Penrose and saltines on the card table! What the hell are those things in the hot tub? Oh well I suppose the sauna will do. What are these three sombreros doing here?Hmm...It says "Dusty Bottoms" on the inside label.Its too hot outside to play without some protection from the sun,I'm wearin' this bad boy!e?Hmm...It says "Dusty Bottoms" on the inside label.Its too hot outside to play without some protection from the sun,I'm wearin' this bad boy! |
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badgolfergreg
7/10/2009 9:36:34 PM Man, nobody here. Guess everyone is up north. Wait, someone in the hot tub. Can't be! Pete's amigo with the Minnesota leaches all over him! Crap those leaches are swimming in the hot tub...and reproducing. Ewwww! Think I'll give housekeeping a call and get them to transfer that water to the pro locker room. And tell Ricardo Cranium he needs to vamoose!ucing. Ewwww! Think I'll give housekeeping a call and get them to transfer that water to the pro locker room. And tell Ricardo Cranium he needs to vamoose! |
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bradley894
6/30/2009 5:29:03 PM knock knock again.....? hello? anyone in here?.... mmmmmm PorkRigns? mmmm... almost like sun dried raisins... sept made from bacon! "MUNCH" MUNCH" MUNCH" |
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bradley894
6/30/2009 5:00:03 PM knock knock? Anyone home in here?... no..? oh... look... ice cream drumsticks in the freezer... mmmmmmmm.... nobody will miss just one! |
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badgolfergreg
6/3/2009 7:17:30 PM Well, I'm here relaxing after my round this week. Just hangin....not many dec1ared pro so not much going on in their locker room....Duckhunter replaced the beer and there is a nice fresh batch of hotwings....where is everybody? Well, I think I'll tune the big screen to the golf channel and watch the 145th re-run of Big Break and practice my putting.ings....where is everybody? Well, I think I'll tune the big screen to the golf channel and watch the 145th re-run of Big Break and practice my putting. |
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badgolfergreg
5/15/2009 9:02:19 AM Anyone aware of what's going on in here? I came in this morning and noticed a whole cooler of beer gone and a bucket of hot wings missing. No one was supposed to be in here overnight, the door was locked. Bradley has been missing since the investigation of GrillGate began...humm.cked. Bradley has been missing since the investigation of GrillGate began...humm. |
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bradley894
5/8/2009 11:03:55 AM ATTn! The SFGT has been targeted for an Audit! To Protect your Status as Amateurs you must take money for your hire in any way shape or form! We are looking into ways to distribute all Amiteur Winnings for the first BBQ SFGT event to Charity.. Please remove all items given to you by manufacturers or promotional agents! there can be no evidence of any kind of monitary gain in this Locker Room as there will be an investigator sent out to reveiw your Records and property within the next couple of days! If you are conserned that you may be in violation Please walk over to the Pro's only Locker room and Register.gs for the first BBQ SFGT event to Charity.. Please remove all items given to you by manufacturers or promotional agents! there can be no evidence of any kind of monitary gain in this Locker Room as there will be an investigator sent out to reveiw your Records and property within the next couple of days! If you are conserned that you may be in violation Please walk over to the Pro's only Locker room and Register. |
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Duckhunter
5/4/2009 1:44:13 PM I just got a phone call. The caller said if I could find out her name she would have dinner with me. Clues; she plays golf. she likes pink. Help me she sounds cute. If some one is playing a prank call on me it's not funny. I have 48 hours to call her back with a name. I only get to try one call with her name so it has to be right. call on me it's not funny. I have 48 hours to call her back with a name. I only get to try one call with her name so it has to be right. |
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badgolfergreg
4/30/2009 9:02:23 PM Hey, anybody know how to pick locks? We need to pick foozlenut's locker and see if he has anything of value in there. I have a feeling he's getting ready to head to the pro locker room and we may need to, uh, "borrow" some things of his...oh, and keep an eye on the good beer and wings till he's gone. to, uh, "borrow" some things of his...oh, and keep an eye on the good beer and wings till he's gone. |
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Duckhunter
4/29/2009 10:54:46 AM I don't know how many of you are fans of the show biggest loser. I have asked Tara to stop by and see us in the amateur locker room. at the start she was almost 300lbs she is down to 169. She has not fallen below the yellow line to be sent home. they have had many contest and she has won a number of them. Her hard work and staying with it she has come a long way. If we work hard and stay with it we to can win some here, Even if we don't win we can be a better golfer by the end of this year. If you have time stop by and say Hi to Tara.ot fallen below the yellow line to be sent home. they have had many contest and she has won a number of them. Her hard work and staying with it she has come a long way. If we work hard and stay with it we to can win some here, Even if we don't win we can be a better golfer by the end of this year. If you have time stop by and say Hi to Tara. |