I thought the E*TRADE baby was great. He created a great catch pharse.Shankopottomus!
What do you say when a person hits a bad shot or misses the three footer.
I use:
Hello Dr. Shank
When they air mail the green I yell "hold her luke she headed for alfalfa"
When they send one way right or way left I yell "come back Shane"
You get the Idea.