Most of you are unaware that I have been very busy over the past two years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf.
I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.
Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, 'Winning Golf Strategies', which I believe gives the reader valuable play ing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4' x 4' Post Undetected.
Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The pretty Cart Girl and give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.......
I hope you will buy a copy of my new book.
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Deckmustang
11/9/2008 8:08:18 PM Sign me up I will take a copy |
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Deckmustang
11/9/2008 8:08:18 PM Sign me up I will take a copy |
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badgolfergreg
11/9/2008 7:27:37 PM Hey, I play with a guy that is an expert on chapter 2! Also an expert on how to ignore lost ball penalty strokes. You obviously consulted several of my playing partners! LOL!! |
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badgolfergreg
11/9/2008 7:27:37 PM Hey, I play with a guy that is an expert on chapter 2! Also an expert on how to ignore lost ball penalty strokes. You obviously consulted several of my playing partners! LOL!! |
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greenfee
11/9/2008 1:05:40 PM Excellent. I particularly like Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank Lol! I suggest a download price of $197 slashed to $97 further reduced to $47 a one time offer of $17 or maybe free if you can spam the recipient for life :-) you can spam the recipient for life :-) |
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greenfee
11/9/2008 1:05:40 PM Excellent. I particularly like Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank Lol! I suggest a download price of $197 slashed to $97 further reduced to $47 a one time offer of $17 or maybe free if you can spam the recipient for life :-) you can spam the recipient for life :-) |
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LyinLewis
11/9/2008 11:50:32 AM Very funny. I have some buddies that would like to write your foreward...they have mastered the art of hitting the ball eight times and still managing to take a par??? |
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LyinLewis
11/9/2008 11:50:32 AM Very funny. I have some buddies that would like to write your foreward...they have mastered the art of hitting the ball eight times and still managing to take a par??? |
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clgman001
11/9/2008 10:50:25 AM Hilarious!!!!! |
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clgman001
11/9/2008 10:50:25 AM Hilarious!!!!! |