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Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday  because you always end up having to pray a lot.

That rake by the sand trap is  there for golfers who feel guilty about
skipping out on lawn work. 

If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your  life.

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by  the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.

If your opponent has trouble  remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or  worse).

 

You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two  inch branch
90% of the time.

The shortest distance  between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly  through the center of a very large tree.