One night a man returns home well after dark having supposedly left at 6:30 that morning to play golf. His wife is furious and demands to know where he's been.
"Well, I got in the car and it wouldn't start. So I called Frank to drive. But it was 7:15 by the time he picked me up. On our way to the course, Frank runs out of gas and we have to walk 8 miles to the nearest station. By the time we finally get going again it's 10:30. When we get to the course, there is a seniors group in front of us so we have to wait two hours before we can tee off." "Yeah, but that was still almost ten hours ago!" His wife nagged. "Well, we were playing along when on the fifth hole a golf ball comes whizzing by and hits Frank in the head, knocking him out. So for the next thirteen holes, its hit the ball, drag Frank, hit the ball, drag Frank, hit the ball ..." |
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greenjacket13
7/3/2011 12:54:26 PM ha |
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1hacker
4/25/2011 11:25:22 PM oh I like that one. HAve to remember it for when I need one. |
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PeteG512
4/25/2011 9:22:49 AM Frank took one for the team!!! |
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DavyCrockett
4/22/2011 8:21:17 AM oldie but a goodie. |
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Duckhunter
4/21/2011 2:33:29 PM This one time at band camp |
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Nalga
4/21/2011 10:07:18 AM hehe |
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LindseyM
4/20/2011 9:21:23 PM LMAO |
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KeithBro
4/20/2011 8:14:07 PM LOL |
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cogolfer1
4/20/2011 4:54:46 PM LOLOL |
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Duckhunter
4/20/2011 4:37:19 PM good one. Next time don't go home until she is in bed, then drag Frank in there. |
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ledhed81
4/20/2011 2:03:16 PM Nice one |
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HIGH_LANDER
4/20/2011 12:51:13 PM LMAO.Drag Frank! |
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Pete-L
4/20/2011 12:35:43 PM LOL... good one! |
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ShaunCrawford
4/20/2011 12:10:48 PM heh heh heh heh heh |
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72Wannabe
4/20/2011 11:54:58 AM gotta remember that one |