(For some odd reason, his name sounds lyrical, almost has a song-like quality.... so here goes... pan it if you like. Yes, I took liberties with spelling and grammar to make it work. Shoot me. LOL)

Good Luck-a, Bad Luck-a, are we but a suck-ah to fol-lowwwww....

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini...

Oh no! Will he go low? Or is he a simple no go?

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini...

Will his game, explode or will ours, implode?

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini...

A birdie? A bogey? Or to simply chow down a hoagie? with...

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini...

It, addles my mind, so, don't, you, try to find...

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini...

What will he score? Will he blow up the board?

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini...

Good Luck-a, Bad Luck-a, are we but a suck-ah to fol-lowwwww....

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini...

Good Luck-a, Bad Luck-a, are we but a suck-ah to fol-lowwwww....

Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini, Rory Sabbatini... <ad infinitum, fading away>