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Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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cogolfer1
1/6/2011 9:29:29 PM Love it. The TSA bites. |
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72Wannabe
1/6/2011 8:44:29 PM i dont believe this. How did those 3 blondes fool them? |
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LindseyM
1/6/2011 2:09:31 PM hmmm. Haven't been through airport security in three years and I could swear they must of have something to keep track of who they check for disscrimenation purposes cause I got checked everytime. [ X ] white female...check! |
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Pete-L
1/6/2011 1:03:08 PM HA!! freakin' hilarious! |
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LukeTuzinski
1/6/2011 12:57:29 PM Even rarer is the carpet matching drapes redheads |
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bigal2039
1/6/2011 12:39:44 PM nice report |
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bradley894
1/6/2011 12:17:10 PM Only 3 natural blonds? wow! |
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KeithBro
1/6/2011 11:42:27 AM Thats great. |
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ShaunCrawford
1/6/2011 11:03:12 AM Just fabulous!!!!! |
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itbeZ
1/6/2011 9:53:06 AM That is a GREAT post BUCK !!!! |
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Duckhunter
1/6/2011 9:46:53 AM With only that few Implants this must be for 2011 so far. |
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PeteG512
1/6/2011 8:15:52 AM Hilarious stats!!! |
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HIGH_LANDER
1/6/2011 8:13:26 AM LMAO..2-Funny |
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BUCKNUT
1/6/2011 8:12:10 AM My mom emailed me these this morning, enjoy! |
