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armygrunt47
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I had a nice ending to my day at work! So, my intern and I are standing on #11 green when we hear the sqilling of tires and a loud crash between us and the clubhouse. We both look to #10 green and see a cart turned over with 3 guys trying to turn it back upright. The first thing that I notice upon arriving ar the accident is a guy holding his arm. As soon as I saw what had happened I knew exactly what the idiots had done. Hole 10 is just shy of 200 yds long and severely down hill for the first 160 yds before going about 25 feet uphill to the green over the last 30 yds. They desided that it would be fun to take the cart out of gear and fly down the hill. They then hit a bump at the bottom and lost control, turning the cart sideways and flipping it on its side. The driver hit his head on the path and got his wrist stuck between the frame and path. Luckily the 5 year old kid on the cart was not injured and his father who was sitting in the passenger seat was unscathed. There was minimal damage to the cart with just scrapes on the wheel fenders and side of the roof.
cogolfer1
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# 1    5/30/2014 10:54:08 PM   


OtterMan08
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# 2    5/31/2014 4:31:22 AM   
A survey showed the last words most often spoken by a drunken redneck were...






"Hey Y'all, watch this!!!"


njgolfer
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# 3    5/31/2014 6:31:09 AM   
Book em Danno!


Vincedaddy
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# 4    5/31/2014 7:33:40 AM   
Yet another reason golfers should walk the course.


Don Freeman
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# 5    5/31/2014 8:52:13 AM   

A survey showed the last words most often spoken by a drunken redneck were...






"Hey Y'all, watch this!!!"


Actually, it's "Hold my beer and watch this".


NormanLangJr
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# 6    5/31/2014 9:32:25 AM   



Actually, it's "Hold my beer and watch this".


I'll say it again, we need a "like" button.


cogolfer1
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# 7    5/31/2014 11:12:22 AM   


A survey showed the last words most often spoken by a drunken redneck were...






"Hey Y'all, watch this!!!"


Actually, it's "Hold my beer and watch this".


Close, but not quite what they said, Don.
hold-my-beer-memes-14.jpg


HIGH_LANDER
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# 8    5/31/2014 9:11:07 PM   
Idiots!!! YES!!!


Vincedaddy
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# 9    6/1/2014 12:39:05 PM   
I think I saw those guys on jackass.


Vincedaddy
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# 10    6/1/2014 12:48:48 PM   
And don't be like this guy....
OUCH


armygrunt47
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# 11    6/1/2014 1:06:35 PM   

And don't be like this guy....


Hey Vince, I am suppose to be going back to that course to meet Boo Weekley, Will McKinzie, Carl Petterson and Chesson Hadley.


Vincedaddy
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# 12    6/1/2014 1:14:02 PM   


And don't be like this guy....


Hey Vince, I am suppose to be going back to that course to meet Boo Weekley, Will McKinzie, Carl Petterson and Chess on Hadley.


Watch out for the drunk drivers! Get it? Drivers?


cogolfer1
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# 13    6/1/2014 6:07:28 PM   

I think I saw those guys on jackass.


You missed my link. See post #1.


cogolfer1
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# 14    6/1/2014 6:08:11 PM   


And don't be like this guy....


Hey Vince, I am suppose to be going back to that course to meet Boo Weekley, Will McKinzie, Carl Petterson and Chess on Hadley.


I'm laughing really hard at "Chess on Hadley". Auto correct?


armygrunt47
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# 15    6/1/2014 7:58:44 PM   



And don't be like this guy....


Hey Vince, I am suppose to be going back to that course to meet Boo Weekley, Will McKinzie, Carl Petterson and Chess on Hadley.


I'm laughing really hard at "Chess on Hadley". Auto correct?



Yep. My phone tries to auto correct or predictive text everything that I type.