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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity Tom." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to the house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Blue sidewalks and driveways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in the shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front dooor. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point?" "Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Tim's house... it's mine". |
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| # 1 1/10/2012 3:14:34 PM |
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This joke has been around for years with use of different people and teams.
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| # 2 1/10/2012 4:17:04 PM |
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1st time for me. Thanks Heff. The way Tim's been playing it's more then luck.
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| # 3 1/10/2012 4:55:52 PM |
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It's like a bumper sticker says in Denver. "If God's not a Broncos fan, then why are sunsets orange?"
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| # 4 1/10/2012 8:49:09 PM |
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1st time for me. Thanks Heff. The way Tim's been playing it's more then luck. I heard it first back about 5 or 6 years ago. I heard it mainly between rivalry college teams. I heard it from UGA-Tenn, TAMU-Texas, Mich-Mich St., Clemson-South Carolina, etc. |
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| # 5 1/10/2012 10:55:00 PM |
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bwwwwaaaaaahahahahahaha ... ha ha ha *holds sides*
bwwwaaaahahahahahahahaha (New England 45, Denver 3 ... you heard it here first) |
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| # 6 1/11/2012 1:26:58 AM |
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BTW, you may or may not have heard.
Tim is pretty famous for putting John 3:16 on his eye shadow in college. Well in last Sunday's game... ...he threw for 316 yards ...had an average yards per completion of 31.6 yards ...and the Nielsen rating for the last part of the game was...you guessed it 31.6. |
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| # 7 1/11/2012 6:25:41 AM |
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1st time for me. Thanks Heff. The way Tim's been playing it's more then luck. I heard it first back about 5 or 6 years ago. I heard it mainly between rivalry college teams. I heard it from UGA-Tenn, TAMU-Texas, Mich-Mich St., Clemson-South Carolina, etc. First time for me also Heff, good one! Some people are a little more special than us backwoods slow M F'ers. |
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| # 8 1/11/2012 8:25:22 AM |
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it'd be funnier if the characters were flip-flopped....In Brady we trust!
Go Patriots!!!! |
